PULSE-PROJECTION® DEFENSIVE PERIMETER
FIELD GENERATOR -- "The Alienator™"
 Now YOU
can get the upper hand against extraterrestrial interlopers with the
Alienator™ brand Pulse-Projection® Defensive Perimeter Field Generator. It
keeps those nefarious alien entities from infiltrating organizational
strategy meetings, disrupting operational tactics seminars, or gate-crashing
family reunions and post-prom voyages of interpersonal discovery.
The Alienator™ brand field generator's
PAPP approved human/alien
differentiation technology makes the Alienator™ particularly effective
because it uses only electro-magnetic waves to gently bathe the area with
alien detecting photo-ionic energy. When an alien presence is discovered the
Pulse-Projection® feature firmly, yet humanely neutralizes the alien presence
within the protected area.
 Mostly safe for regular daily use, the Alienator™ brand Pulse-Projection®
Defensive Perimeter Field Generator is approved for use by
PAPP and is
available from your PAPP authorized Alienator™ dealer. (Proper identification
required.)
Ask about our 30-day free trial offer. The Alienator™ brand
Pulse-Projection® Defensive Perimeter Field Generator.* Accept no
substitutes.
*patent pending |
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