Editor is Alien Agent
Untrue
News has actually accepted an ad for MK Ultra, the cigarette company that is suing
me for libel because I said their product contains a mind numbing substance that permits
the smoker's brain to be taken over by aliens. I'd like to remind MK Ultra that truth is a
defense against libel.
I have also heard
MK Ultra ads
broadcast on the radio, on a special government
frequency which I have tried to tap into but can only receive during the quarter and three
quarter waxing moons, and only during months with five or less letters in them, i.e. March,
April, May, June, July. And also Aug Sept. Oct. Nov. and Dec. if i abbreviate them.
It's all so very insidious. I realize we live in a democracy
and businesses are free to make their own advertising decisions, yet to actively sponsor
such an insidious product makes one suspect the loyalties even of those who seem the most
trustworthy. If I were generous, which I am not, I would say they are greedy.
Here is the test I will use. If you read these words, it
means that the Untrue News publisher is merely a dupe of beings beyond his knowledge or
control. If, however, this paragraph is censored, and you are NOT reading it, get in touch
with me immediately. If you are not reading this, we are in very serious trouble and I urge
you to alert me as quickly as possible, then turn off your computer and get out of your
house. Carry a piece of silver foil with you for at least ten days. Good luck, and may God
help us all.
--H.H.
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