THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

How did you find us?

Editor is Alien Agent
Have you found us yet?

Untrue News has actually accepted an ad for MK Ultra, the cigarette company that is suing me for libel because I said their product contains a mind numbing substance that permits the smoker's brain to be taken over by aliens. I'd like to remind MK Ultra that truth is a defense against libel.

I have also heard MK Ultra ads broadcast on the radio, on a special government frequency which I have tried to tap into but can only receive during the quarter and three quarter waxing moons, and only during months with five or less letters in them, i.e. March, April, May, June, July. And also Aug Sept. Oct. Nov. and Dec. if i abbreviate them.

It's all so very insidious. I realize we live in a democracy and businesses are free to make their own advertising decisions, yet to actively sponsor such an insidious product makes one suspect the loyalties even of those who seem the most trustworthy. If I were generous, which I am not, I would say they are greedy.

Here is the test I will use. If you read these words, it means that the Untrue News publisher is merely a dupe of beings beyond his knowledge or control. If, however, this paragraph is censored, and you are NOT reading it, get in touch with me immediately. If you are not reading this, we are in very serious trouble and I urge you to alert me as quickly as possible, then turn off your computer and get out of your house. Carry a piece of silver foil with you for at least ten days. Good luck, and may God help us all.

 --H.H.

The time draws near... keep looking.

Connect the dots. Trust no-one.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)


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