Our Pets are Alien Spies
The MK-Ultra people have
threatened to sue me for advising you to ditch their product. Let them! I have no money
anyway and nothing for them to take except the patents on my various alien detectors, and
if they try that, they'll find out just how insidious the government is, because THE
PATENT FILES HAVE DISAPPEARED. The US Patent Office CLAIMS they can't find the files
nor my patent numbers. Then I realized why. The government doesn't want interlopers hogging
their action battling aliens. When it's over, they and they alone want to be the heroes.
That's why
there is all the "smoke" (MK-Ultra) about Roswell, and that is why the man who
pretends to be a delivery boy for a takeout Chinese joint on Frontage Road is really in the
employ of the shadow government which is funded by....well, you know who it is funded by.
This "delivery man"
so-called, quotes mine, has attempted to plant an invisible bug in my doorframe each time
he brings me my pineapple chicken but I am too smart for him and he has not yet succeeded.
But there is
a dog whose owner "coincidentally" walks him at the same time every day as I leave my home,
who pretends to love me (the dog, not the owner pretends to love me, God the structure of
the English language can be confusing sometimes, even to a native speaker) but this dog is
wired up with equipment inside him to transmit my essences to the aliens.
So let them sue me. Just let
them try. They won't even be able to find me, unless they hire a detective or something
like that.
--H.H.
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