^{Anonymity is Crucial.}

Can you find me? No. Why? Because I have taken great pains to become anonymous, something nearly impossible to do in the United States of America. I have no social security card. I have no driver's license. I have no cell phone, and no regular telephone, listed or unlisted. I do not own property. I do not subscribe to any magazines, nor do I have any charge accounts or bank accounts. I pay cash for everything. I have no insurance. I have no email address.

So will someone please tell me how the hell Publisher's Clearing House keeps sending me these sweepstakes letters? Thanks.

 --H.H.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)

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