THE
FILES
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**
How did you
find us?
Your Computer transmits to the aliens
If you have a computer microphone, how do you know that even when you turn it
off, it is not being used as a transmitter to broadcast your private conversations to
aliens? Oh yes, I can hear your laughter. You are willing to mock a statement that seems,
at face value, so unreasonable. But you have not yet answered my question. How do you
KNOW that your microphone is not being used as a transmitter?
The answer is, unless you are a spy equipment professional, a military
officer stationed at Roswell, or have recently had your room swept by a Hayden Alien Bug
Detector ® you don't know. And if you don't know whether or not your microphone
is a transmitter, I suggest you have even less of an idea to whom it might be
transmitting.
You've been alerted.
--H.H.
(**NOTE: Hyman Haydenis a member of
the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is
licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)