THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

How did you find us?


Your Computer transmits to the aliens

If you have a computer microphone, how do you know that even when you turn it off, it is not being used as a transmitter to broadcast your private conversations to aliens? Oh yes, I can hear your laughter. You are willing to mock a statement that seems, at face value, so unreasonable. But you have not yet answered my question. How do you KNOW that your microphone is not being used as a transmitter? 

The answer is, unless you are a spy equipment professional, a military officer stationed at Roswell, or have recently had your room swept by a Hayden Alien Bug Detector   you don't know. And if you don't know whether or not your microphone is a transmitter, I suggest you have even less of an idea to whom it might be transmitting. 

You've been alerted. 

 --H.H.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)

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