THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

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Dental Implants - they are listening

Microphones small enough to fit inside a tooth cavity are commonly used by agents of various interests. If you have had a tooth filled within the past five years, demand to see your dental x-rays. Make sure they are yours and not a switched set with your name on them. Look at the darker portions of the tooth where you have dental fillings. If you see a tiny dot the size of a period in 5 point pica type, that may well be a microphone, and you are advised to go to another dentist to make sure, or use the HAYDEN DENTAL BUG DETECTOR®

Don't believe it doesn't work just because the Federal Trade Commission found it "ineffective for purposes claimed." Of course the government would claim it can't detect their bugs. But I am smarter than that.

 --H.H.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)


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