THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

How did you find us?

Have you found us yet?

VP Cheney - Alien Tool

I had to be in court this week protecting my rights after the government "lost' the patents to my alien detector devices. The battle is just beginning. My attorney assures me that as soon as I find my copies of the patents, and copies of the checks I made out to the US Patent Office, we have a winning case. However, these have mysteriously disappeared, and when I told the judge they were spirited away by aliens I don't think he believed me.

Mind-controled dupe of the shadow government.Speaking of spirits, former Serb leader Slobodan Milosevic was spirited out of his cell and taken to Holland for trial before the International War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague. This breaking down of national border furthers the interests of the Bilderbergs (see refs in search engines) and the one world conspiracy. Or so it would seem, but the truth is, Milosevic is an alien and the tribunal consists of alien fighters (mostly) supplied by Majestic Alliance.

Milosevic is drugged and made to appear angry and evil, He will no doubt be jailed, possibly executed. One dead alien more or less is meaningless, the trial is a diversion, as is the alien autopsy, in fact the entire "Roswell Conspiracy" is one of the great con games of the world. Look into the ingredients in Lime Jello. And not just what the box says. REALLY look into it. (Requires knowledge of food chemistry.)Avoid all surgery and dentistry.  Any time you let them put you to sleep and cut you open you risk being implanted with control devices.

As to our Vice President Dick Cheney, who really knows what was implanted in him? It's amazing that they even told us it was going on, but that was probably to have their cover story in place in the event of the inevitable leak. I predict he will become pregnant within six months.

Do NOT smoke MK Ultras, no matter who tells you to. Haven't you wondered why they aren't sold in stores and you can only get them by mail? They have no nicotine, true, but what they have is MUCH MUCH WORSE.

Does anyone know where I can buy a large quantity of glycerin suppositories at a reduced price? I pay cash.

 --H.H.

The time draws near... keep looking.

Connect the dots. Trust no-one.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)


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