We know that the Ford Motor Company is
recalling millions of Firestone tires which were put on their Ford Explorer SUVs
last year. The Company claims the tires are unsafe, but in fact the problem is not one of
safety. What nobody is telling you about this recall is that the Firestone tire treads
contain a pattern which, when viewed from the air, spell out codes which contain
directions to US missile silos and secret government laboratories where chemical warfare
weapons are created, tested and stored. All an agent need do is drive through some mud,
or an oil slick, and the tires will print out the pattern on a dry roadway. Observers in
black helicopters overhead can see and translate the information into usable data.
Firestone itself may actually be unaware of
the coded patterns embedded in the tire treads, but we think they knew all about it.
One clue is the statement made by Firestone CEO John Lampe on May 22, when he
told reporters "Our tires are safe." It is a well known fact in the intelligence
community that "Our tires are safe" is code for "See the hidden patterns in our
treads, they lead to US missile silos and secret government labs." (See US Army
Intelligence Service Report 99-A8-216413-Clas COSMIC. The report details the tread
patterns and how to interpret them. The government will tell you no such report exists.
We know better.)
Perhaps you have decided not to purchase
Firestone tires for safety reasons. Here is an even better reason. If you do buy them,
you may be involuntarily participating in the greatest espionage conspiracy against
America there has ever been. We beg you--buy Michelin tires. They have encoded patterns
too, but they're in French and harder to understand.
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