THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

How did you find us?


Have you found us yet?

Do you sleep? You shouldn't. Let me tell you why sleep is one of the most insidious evils ever devised.  Bruno Hauptmann, kidnapper and killer of the Lindbergh baby, admitted to police that at the time the crime was committed, he was asleep. He said he was innocent, but let me ask you, if he was asleep, how did he know he was innocent? 

Charles Manson told police that at the time of the Sharon Tate killings he was asleep. Timothy McVeigh, before blowing up the Oklahoma City Federal Building, had a full 8 hours sleep. Have I given enough examples, or do you want more? Okay, Susan Smith, who drowned her children, regularly slept six to eight hours per night. So did Hitler. And so did John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated President Lincoln. For the love of God people, do not sleep!

They can hear your every thoughtNow let's discuss the satellites in space that can not only see into your homes, but can see into your mind. You don't believe it? Think about this: the police can come to you any time and see into your home. They don't need a billion dollar satellite orbiting earth to do so. All they have to do is knock on your door and force their way in. But what they can't do is see into your mind. That's where satellites come in. If you think you've had a thought that isn't recorded and printed out for some CIA or CIC or FBI agent to read, think again. These satellites even print out thoughts you didn't know you had! The dossier on you gets larger every day, yet you just sit there laughing at me. So be it, it's your life. But let me ask this: Why do you think the police HAVEN'T come to your door?  Because they already know. the only protection against the aural harmaonics

I've tried to alert you to the dangers you face. You can take my advice or leave it, it's entirely up to you. All I know is, I don't sleep,  I live in a lead-shielded room, and I wear my lead-foil cap at all times. No government is going to get into MY thoughts, no sir, no sir.

 --H.H.

The time draws near... keep looking.

Connect the dots. Trust no-one.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)


 

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