THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

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Have you found us yet?

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Microscopic, encapsulated viruses are being spread by aliens to humans by adding the virus to bottles of nasal decongestant spray solution at the factory level.

Big bugs have little bugs upon their backs to bite'em, and little bugs have lessor bugs, and so, ad infinitum.  You have been warned.Of course this sounds too ridiculous to be true. But you have made that claim of all of my reports and you see now that some of them are only too true. So read carefully and with an open mind. Here is my proof: The virus in the spray bottle is enclosed in a time-release capsule which dissolves after 24 hours of ingestion, allowing the virus to enter the bloodstream of the victim. The virus itself hides within the nerve tissues, replicates slowly, and does not cause effects for a minimum of 25 years, after which the progression of the viral disease is rapid and its effects agonizing.

While the virus is "ripening" and getting ready to do its dirty work, the victims exhibit no symptoms whatsoever. I submit that most of these symptomless young people we see walking around with spray inhalers are already infected. Why else would they show no symptoms?

Be careful about what you put into your body. You never know what THEY have added to the mix.When you next see someone with a spray bottle of a certain brand of decongestant (I dare not name the brand or they will sue me like MK Ultra cigarettes did), pity them, especially if they appear otherwise healthy, because they don't know what they're in for. Make sure you don't use a certain brand of nasal spray (I wish I could tell you which one not to use).

I am currently investigating the "Church of Enlightened Assumption".  If I'm alive next week, I'll let you know what I find out. If not, let me know what you find out.

If anyone knows a good way to get old cat vomit out of shantung, please email me.

 --H.H.

The time draws near... keep looking.

Connect the dots. Trust no-one.

(**NOTE: Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)

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