Do you still read
newspapers and magazines? You do? Do you know
that the ink used to print the vast majority
of daily newspapers in the United States contains
a chemical that seeps into your bloodstream through
your skin and makes its way to your brain?
Once in the brain
tissue it weakens your will to resist alien commands,
making you a perfect patsy when the invasion
happens. Further, it conditions your brain to
receive the subliminal messages broadcast by
the aliens during major sporting events in the
U.S.A. and U.K.
Get your news from
the Internet, I beg you, never pick up a newspaper
again, not even to swat a dog. --H.H.