Everyone knows we don't have the full story from
Roswell, but in the myriad of theories proposed by various students of the case, nobody has
yet thought of following the money. Who makes a profit from the sales of souvenirs,
t-shirts etc. to the visitors who flock to this site. The answer is obvious. Motel and
restaurant owners, garages, souvenir store proprietors. Has anyone ever questioned these
people, tested them, subjected them to the Hayden Bright Light Alien Detector (pat.
pending)?
Nobody to this date has suggested, as I am now doing,
that the above named individuals be put under the same scrutiny we gave to the diversionary
(and obviously fake) Alien Autopsy. The
REAL aliens (motel owners, garage
owners, do I really have to say it again?) want you to believe that they (the aliens) look
like the Roswell pictures. In fact, aliens look just like us except for a tiny doorknob
shaped growth concealed in the armpit hair, and birthmarks on their asses that resemble the
crab nebula. These are sometimes covered with cosmetics. Send for our informative one-sheet
The Souvenir Sellers of Roswell and Their Co-Conspirators, the Motel Owners, Garage Owners
and Restaurant Owners of Roswell. Find out who they pay taxes to. Send ten dollars cash to:
Fakeaddress, Box 111, Montpelier,
VT.
(If you are an alien and send for this,
don't expect anything in return. -- H.H.)
(**NOTE:
Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for
Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)
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