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What is really in those
plug-in room fresheners? Can you think of a better way to control people's minds than
with drugs vaporized into the air IN YOUR OWN HOME? What happens after you
plug one in and your room is filled with the delightful aroma of peach blossom?
Let me tell you what happens. You decide you want to
watch television. It's mind control aroma that pushes you towards the mind control box.
Oh they've got you, alright. After an evening of subliminal TV messages (not in the ads
but within the programs themselves) and the continuous inhalation of vaporized mind control
drugs, there is no question that you are softened up enough to be a super-patsy for the
DURABLE GOODS--ENTERTAINMENT--MEDICAL conspiracy.
Once the conspiracy is in power, prices for everything will go
up by 150% and everyone's water will be fluoridated. Movies will get even worse than
they are now, and doctors will do the same. Vow today that you will watch less
television, and above all, NO PLUG-IN FRAGRANCE FRESHENER ANYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Once you are under their control, it's way too late.
-- H.H.

(**NOTE:
Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for
Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)
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