How far will they go to get the goods
on you? My sources report a new low even for the
government. The waterproof "toilet mic" is
hidden in the flush pipe of your toilet and broadcasts
every word you say to a transmitter up to 12 miles
away. The listening device is powerful enough to
pick up sounds within a 1,000 foot radius of your
bathroom, EVEN THROUGH WALLS AND CLOSED DOORS.
is fairly new, so if you have not had a plumber or
any strangers in your home for the past three months,
you're still safe from it.
Each time someone you don't know visits your home,
(your children's friends, the person who says they
are from a major news network and needs your opinion, the pizza delivery guy,
the neighbor asking if you've seen her cat, and
so on) make sure that when they leave you call in
a professional to sweep your home for bugs, or stick
your hand as far into the toilet outflow pipe as
possible and touch all the surfaces to see if you
find a bump or irregularity that could be a microphone, or
use the Hayden Toilet-Mic Detector (TM) for worry-free
Do YOU want
people listening in every time you go to the bathroom?
I don't think so. "An informed and aware
public is our best defense against them." said
Alien hunter Richard Korbell. Tell everyone you know
about the Toilet-Mic.
member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal
Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)