THE You've been followed here. We're all in danger. FILES   You're being watched.
by Untrue News paranoia editor Hyman Hayden**

How did you find us?

You're Bugged!

How far will they go to get the goods on you? My sources report a new low even for the government. The waterproof "toilet mic" is hidden in the flush pipe of your toilet and broadcasts every word you say to a transmitter up to 12 miles away. The listening device is powerful enough to pick up sounds within a 1,000 foot radius of your bathroom, EVEN THROUGH WALLS AND CLOSED DOORS.

This technology is fairly new, so if you have not had a plumber or any strangers in your home for the past three months, you're still safe from it. 

But beware. Each time someone you don't know visits your home, (your children's friends, the person who says they are from a major news network and needs They are watching, they are listening. Wake up before it's too late!your opinion, the pizza delivery guy, the neighbor asking if you've seen her cat,  and so on) make sure that when they leave you call in a professional to sweep your home for bugs, or stick your hand as far into the toilet outflow pipe as possible and touch all the surfaces to see if you find a bump or irregularity that could be a microphone,  or use the Hayden Toilet-Mic Detector (TM) for worry-free living.

Do YOU want people listening in every time you go to the bathroom? I don't think so.  "An informed and aware public  is our best defense against them." said Alien hunter Richard Korbell. Tell everyone you know about the Toilet-Mic.

 --H.H.

The time draws near... keep looking.

Connect the dots. Trust no-one.

(**NOTE: Hyman Haydenis a member of the Paranoid Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)

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