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 How far will they go to get the goods on you? My sources report a new low
even for the government. The waterproof "toilet mic" is hidden in the flush pipe of your
toilet and broadcasts every word you say to a transmitter up to 12 miles away. The
listening device is powerful enough to pick up sounds within a 1,000 foot radius of your
bathroom, EVEN THROUGH WALLS AND CLOSED DOORS.
This technology is fairly new, so if you have not had a plumber or
any strangers in your home for the past three months, you're still safe from it.
But beware. Each time someone you don't know visits your home, (your
children's friends, the person who says they are from a major news network and needs
 your opinion, the pizza delivery guy, the neighbor asking if you've seen
her cat, and so on) make sure that when they leave you call in a professional to
sweep your home for bugs, or stick your hand as far into the toilet outflow pipe as
possible and touch all the surfaces to see if you find a bump or irregularity that could
be a microphone, or use the Hayden Toilet-Mic Detector (TM) for worry-free living.
Do YOU want people listening in every time you go to
the bathroom? I don't think so. "An informed and aware public is our best
defense against them." said Alien hunter Richard Korbell. Tell everyone you know about
the Toilet-Mic.
--H.H.
(**NOTE:
Hyman Hayden is a member of the Paranoid Alliance for
Personal Protection (PAPP) and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)
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